M. C. A. Hogarth ([info]haikujaguar) wrote,
@ 2008-07-23 18:02:00
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Current mood:blearily amused
Entry tags:humor, language, mom in spots

One of These Things Is Not Like the Other
I am sitting across the restaurant table, rooting around in my purse for I know-not-what, while my mother holds the baby on her lap. The two are entertaining one another, eating, grabbing for things, etc. I am half-listening as my mom asks Wigglet what she wants....

"Agua? Leche? Tete? Pulpo?"

I burst out laughing. "What??"

My mom and the baby look up. "What do you mean, what?"

"Pulpo!" I repeat, laughing. And, yes, there is an octopus toy on the table, but...

"Well, she was reaching for it," my mother says reasonably.

"I know," I say. "It was just the progression. It sounded so normal until then... Water, milk, pacifer... octopus..."

The baby gnaws on the octopus's head. The surreality of it dissipates. But only a little.

Water. Milk. Binky. Mmm, rubber calamari, rawr!


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[info]wyld_dandelyon
2008-07-23 10:20 pm UTC (link)
(-:

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[info]asakiyume
2008-07-23 10:33 pm UTC (link)
A baby after my own heart. Pulpo--or taco, as it's called in Japanese, is very, very delicious. Mmmm!

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[info]ranchonmars
2008-07-24 12:51 am UTC (link)
So, if someone sold octopus in a crunchy folded shell, they could call it a taco taco?

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[info]asakiyume
2008-07-24 01:08 am UTC (link)
LOL, exactly. I wonder if anyone in Japan has thought of that :D

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:24 pm UTC (link)
I eat squid, but I admit I'd feel funny eating octopuses, since they're supposedly pretty smart. Kind of like eating a dog...

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[info]asakiyume
2008-07-24 06:32 pm UTC (link)
*nods*

I didn't know they were intelligent... I've pretty much told myself that I don't mind being a carnivore so long as the creatures I'm eating have lived okay lives (which makes me practically a vegetarian, since meat that comes from humanely raised animals is expensive), but I hadn't thought of the whole intelligence thing.

Yikes!

I wonder if I could every be a cannibal...

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:40 pm UTC (link)
I think similarly about being a carnivore (I am forced to, because my health declines rapidly without animal protein, and I really have tried not eating it).

Fortunately octopus and dog and dolphin aren't commonly served around here. O_O

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[info]whitecrow0
2008-07-23 11:00 pm UTC (link)
How strange; just this morning I had a conversation about octopodes.
(Hehehe, I got to use the word!)

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Octopodes is an awesome word. O_O

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[info]aefenglommung
2008-07-23 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Beware the spawn of Cthulhu!

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:24 pm UTC (link)
O_O

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[info]captainq
2008-07-24 12:09 am UTC (link)
Now THAT's comedy. X)

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[info]arielstarshadow
2008-07-24 12:14 am UTC (link)
snicker

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[info]oldewolfe
2008-07-24 12:37 am UTC (link)
Mmmm.. taco! I love the packaged taco I used to get in Hawaii. So chewy! :9

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[info]sdn
2008-07-24 12:50 am UTC (link)
haha, pulpo! it's such a funny word.

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Yes!

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[info]janni
2008-07-24 02:00 am UTC (link)
:-)

I don't know that having your child chewing on an octopus is any less surreal than having her reaching for one, though! :-)

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Truth. -_-

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[info]silversliver
2008-07-24 03:00 am UTC (link)
And to me it sounded quite normal regardless. I guess that says something about my value for "normal". ;)

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[info]sartorias
2008-07-24 03:15 am UTC (link)
I think it would have been one step cooler if the last one had been, "Tentacle?"

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Come to that, I have no idea what the word for tentacle is...

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[info]sartorias
2008-07-24 06:28 pm UTC (link)
I was going to look it up in my handy-dandy Spanish dictionary, but I got overwhelmed by an avalanche of Stuff to do, but it would be fun to find it out. I mean, tentacle! In German it's the slightly alarming-sounding der Fangarm but French is a disapoointingly familiar (cognate) le tentacule so I wonder if Spanish might be similar.

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Google's translator claims it's "tentaculo" with an accent over the "a", but that strikes me as funny because when you say it that way (tehn TAH kyoo loh) it sounds like "tentacular!" which brings to mind circus ring masters crying out about the TENTACULAR TERROR, etc, etc. :D

"It's TENTACULAR!"

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tentacular
[info]asakiyume
2008-07-24 06:34 pm UTC (link)
A word to definitely add to the lexicon.

My tentacular adventures

A tentacular escape

...

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Re: tentacular
[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Truly a word for our times!

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[info]sartorias
2008-07-24 06:41 pm UTC (link)
LOL!

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[info]genet
2008-07-24 03:23 am UTC (link)
The term 'binky' for pacifier has kept me giggling for the last 5 minutes straight :)

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:26 pm UTC (link)
It's a brand name, and in some places has become a synonym (sort of the way people say "kleenex" when they mean tissue). But yes, I thought it was funny too. A pacifier in my family is a "tete", from "chupete" ("thing you suck on").

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Well, at least she's not one of the Shallow Old Ones.
[info]jorrocks_j
2008-07-24 03:51 am UTC (link)
You can tell them from their cousins because they wear T-shirts from Hot Topic.

--Skarl the Drummer

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Re: Well, at least she's not one of the Shallow Old Ones.
[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:28 pm UTC (link)
*pokes*

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*laugh*
[info]ysabetwordsmith
2008-07-24 06:26 am UTC (link)
Well, it could have been worse: you could've been working on Either Side of the Strand when this conversation occurred.

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Re: *laugh*
[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Eee!

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[info]hyanan
2008-07-24 12:54 pm UTC (link)
Chris told me the story before I was able to read it by rattling off the list and watching my face crinkle on cue. XD

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[info]haikujaguar
2008-07-24 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Did he pronounce it correctly? :D

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[info]sythyry
2008-07-27 03:11 am UTC (link)
Bard: Did you brush your teeth?

Rhys: Yes!

Bard: Did you take a bath?

Rhys: Yes!

Bard: Did you feed your fish?

Rhys: Yes!

Bard: Did you put Cthulhu in your bed!

Rhys: Yes!

Bard: OK! Bedtime!

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