As an Aside--
--the tabletop RPGs I run? Are freaking awesome. It's like the Princess Bride: romance and comedy and adventure-with-style, where the good guys always win but with a few scars to either brag about or use for emo. There are magical gender-switching corsets, anthropomorphic sloth people and bazaars filled with cool stuff to try to barter away or steal. Your character is always important--sometimes moreso than he wants to be!--every NPC you talk to has a personality and a bad accent, and you can usually talk, drink or entertain your way out of problems. There are always people to tumble or fall madly in love with (though you'd better use birth control or I'll roll a die to see if you end up with a spear in one hand and a baby under the other), the prince is as likely to need rescue as the princess, and if your ribs don't hurt from laughing by the end of the session, I won't have done my job. Entertain me enough and you'll end up in a drawing on my picture reel... for no fee!

My online text roleplaying is like living in one of my novels... I think you can imagine that on your own.

So I might not have luck with MMPORGs, but roll dice with me and you'll have a great time. And I'm proud of that.


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